O my dear gods!

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O my dear gods!

O my dear gods!

Author: Yan Xueqing

Categories: words and feelings

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Q: What is the best thing to wish for when I meet a god? Wait online, urgent! A1: Ask for winning lottery numbers. A2: Ask to become beautiful. A3: Ask to live forever. A4: Did you take your medicine today, questioner? Siming thought for a while and answered slowly: "The special number is 7, five dollars to take away. The one who wants to become beautiful needs a plastic surgeon. If everyone lived forever, the netherworld would be collectively unemployed and the balance would be broken...

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